Laura Bush, Barney the dog

Wildcat 08-12 asked:


I’m sorry it’s so long. If you don’t like, don’t read it and don’t answer. We begin the PPV with CUD Champion Courage defending against King Cookie. It was a phenomenal match, going back and forth. At the time, Cookie had the advantage. He had him in the corner and was going for a DDT off the top rope. But Courage pushed him off and gave him the elbow. He had him in a chokehold on the mat and held it until the ref told him to let go. He picked Cookie up and clothelined him right back down. He then stepped on his arm over and over again. He picked him up and wrapped the ropes around his hurt arm and he chopped it over and over again. He then put him in the Tree of Woe in the corner and stepped on his hurt arm over and over again. He pulled him off, picked him up, and put him in the Choke Bone. He was about to slam him when Cookie kicked him in the guts. He took this advantage and tried to give him the Cookie Driver. He struggled, almost dropping him, but he ended up doing it with only one good arm. He pinned him and he got to 2 when, from the crowd, came Jigsaw Killer. He broke up the pin and picked both Courage & Cookie by the throat as the bell rang signifying a DQ. He choke slammed both of them then gave each their own Jigsaw Powerbomb. He left as medics came out to check on the victims of this brutal attack.
It’s time for the Beatdown Championship Match as Beatdown Champ defends vs. IN Champ Garfield, Kim Jong II, & Johnny Bravo with everyone except Garfield having No DQ. It was a phenomenal match. Garfield was having trouble and was in the corner resting after some brutal attacks. The other three were fighting eachother. Jong & Bravo double leg dropped Arty out of the ring and started fighting each other, with no one emerging as the better one. Then, Arty came in with his belt, knocking both out. He gave Jong an Excalib-U and pinned him, but Barney came to the ring. Luckily, Han Solo came out to even the odds. Bravo took advantage of this and gave Arty a Bravo 5 followed by a pin, but Garfield broke it up. He gave Jong a Lasagna Rollup (Rolling Thunder) and pinned him, but Prince Charming came in the ring and broke it up. But he was quickly sent out the ring by Garfield and he landed on Han Solo & Barney. Jong then hit Garfield with a chair from behind and put him in the Jong of Pain. Garfield was about to tap out, but Skittles Rabbit was getting in the ring. Jong broke it and chased Skittles Rabbit to the back. As this was happening, Arty got up. He picked up Garfield and gave him the Excalib-U to get the win. As he was celebrating, Skittles Rabbit came running from the crowd with Garfield’s IN Championship, still being chased by Jong, and hit Arty with it. Jong caught up to him, but he met the same fate. Bravo came from behind, but he too met that fate. Beatdown GM Daffy came out after that. “Rabbit, since you are so tough and you possibly ruined this match, I am putting you as the #1 entrant in the Stupendous Stumble. And #2 will be none other than Canadian Champ Ray Lewis.
Ray came out after the ring cleared to quickly start this prestigious event. He was pounding on Rabbit. He picked him up and was trying to force him out the ring, but Rabbit was holding on. The 3rd entrant came in as Barak Obama charged in. He and Rabbit double teamed Ray until Han Solo came out as the next entrant. He took care of Obama. He went to the top rope an gave him the Aerial Assault. He picked Obama up and threw him out the ring. He then joined Ray and tried pushing Rabbit out, but Billy (Billy & Mandy) came in. He took it to Ray as Skittles reversed Han. Mickey, Lil Wayne, Billy the Kid, & Ron Stoppable came in without anyone being eliminated. Then Strong Mad came in as the 10th entrant and took out Billy the Kid, Mickey, & Ron Stoppable. Tarzan came in and took it to Mad. He drop kicked the giant over the top rope to get him eliminated. Tarzan was attacked from behind by Rabbit and got eliminated. Then Jackie Chan came in and Superkicked Billy over the top rope. Rabbit tried jumping him from behind, but Chan ducked and Rabbit eliminated himself. Cruiserweight Champ The Noid came out and joined Lil Wayne in an attack on Han Solo. The Noid was going to hit a Running Noid-dog, but Wicket came in as the new entrant and pushed him off. But Noid was still hanging on to Han, so Han was eliminated too. Lil Wayne picked Wicket up and threw him out. Burger King, Dr. Dre, Odie, Robin (Teen Titans) & Skittles Mini came in without an elimination. But Jigsaw Killer came after that. He eliminated Burger King, Robin, & Mini quickly. Odie took it to Ray Lewis. As they were fighting, Jigsaw came over and tossed both over. Dre & Lil Wayne fought over the top rope and into the crowd. George Foreman came out next and he teamed with Chan to try to take out Jigsaw. Big Mac, Taco, & Jak came out without an elimination. Everyone was trying to take out Jigsaw when Fat Albert came. The other six contestants tried to push Jigsaw out. Then, from the crowd, came Courage & King Cookie. They grabbed the neck of Jigsaw and brought him down. They fought Jigsaw into the crowd as the match continued. Squirtle was the next entrant. He went right after Taco. The two cruiserweights were picked up by Jak and thrown into the crowd. Albert clothelined Big Mac over the top rope to get him eliminated. Casper came out as the new entrant and went up to the top rope. He hit Chan & Foreman with a Flying Clotheline to eliminate them. Fat Albert clothelined Casper and thought he had eliminated him, but Casper was on the mat. Casper DDT’d Albert outside the ring, but Casper got eliminated, too. The final three competitors came in as Jak, Chewbacca, and a surprising entrant in Barney came in. Barney had Chewbacca in the Figure Four, but Chuck Norris broke it up. He gave Barney a Knockout Punch. Jak came from behind and pushed both over the top rope. Jak was then given a Millennium Clotheline by Chewbacca, giving Chewbacca the very surprising win. We end the show as Chewbacca is celebrating in the ring.
Hope you enjoyed.

Mark H asked:


Give this woman a bar and a car and she’ll show YOU a thing or two about weapons of mass destruction!

Wildcat 08-12 asked:


If you don’t like this, don’t answer it. We begin then show as Beatdown Champ King Arty is in the ring. “I am sick and tired of how people are treating me. I am the Beatdown Champ, and yet I am still a mid-level superstar in some people’s eyes. Especially Garfield & Jong. They treat me as a nobody. But I’m showing them that I can fight with the best of them. So, tonight, I challenge Jong & Garfield to a title fight. And why stop there? Bravo, if you’re here, why don’t you join the fight?” As he said that, GM Daffy came out. “Sorry, Arty, I cannot do that, tonight at least. Because that match that you just mentioned will be the main event of Stupendous Stumble. Anyways, tonight, I already have a main event as Garfield & Jong fight it out in a Street Fight to settle their differences. But, you will get a match, as you will face Jong’s right-hand man, Barney. And that match is next.” He left as Arty looked ready to do some damage.
That match occurred as Arty fought with Barney in a non-title match. Barney was showing why Jong came to him. The two men were destroying each other. Barney was cheating to gain an advantage. He locked in the Figure 4 Leg Lock and Arty was about to tap when he reached far enough to get to the rope. Barney argued with the ref as Arty recovered. When Barney turned around, Arty put Barney over his shoulder and hit an Excalib-U on Barney to get the win. Before leaving, Arty mouthed, “You’re next Jong.” After he left, Barney looked disappointed in the ring when a masked man came from the crowd with a chair. He hti Barney in the back of the head. ” After he left, Barney looked disappointed in the ring when a masked man came from the crowd with a chair. He hit Barney in the back of the head. He hit him over and over again and left without revealing his identity.
The next match had Casper & Posh face Tarzan & Jane. It was a great mixed tag match. Tarzan & Jane dominated, as Jane was about to hit a Superkick, but Strong Mad (Homestar Runner Webtoon & part of Garfield’s army) came out to try to stop them. Tarzan surprising clipped the giant’s knees and locked him in the Tarzan Clutch as Jane hit her finishing move on Posh to get the win. Before they left, Tarzan made Strong Mad tap.
Before the next match, we go to the back as Garfield stands by with the masked man from earlier. “Jong, meet my new sidekick. I decided since you got a former world-champion, I’d get one too. So, here he is. But wait, he won’t reveal his identity until he helps me destroy you tonight.”
We go to the next match as Chewbacca, Squirtle, & Wicket W. Warrick take on Cruiserweight Champ The Noid, Taco Bell Chihuahua, & the returning Chester Cheetah. It was a great match. Chewbacca & Wicket were taking on Chester & Taco outside the ring as The Noid & Squirtle squared off in the ring. The Noid tried to defeat this new competitor, but after missing a Running Noid-dog, got headbutted and lost. Squirtle, Wicket, & Chewy celebrated over their fallen opponents.
It was main event time as Garfield & Kim Jong faced off in a Street Fight. It was a very brutal match. They had gone in the crowd. They were making their way up the steps, exchanging punches. They then got into the lobby. Jong took advantage. He rammed him into the wall. He found a bar and threw him through the glass doors. They fought over the counter of the bar. Jong was about to hit the tap with Garfield’s head, but Garfield resisted it and reversed it on Jong, breaking him open. He kept on throwing glasses on him until he was crimson all over. He threw another one, but Jong caught it and threw it back. He low blowed Garfield and smashed a beer bottle over his head. He then got a bar stool and smashed over Garfield’s back. He was about to do it again when the masked man came from nowhere with a chair and hit Jong’s head. He hit him over and over and over and over and over again. He put Garfield on Jong to give Jong the win. After the match, Garfield & the masked man continued the assault, by smashing multiple stools and bottles over him. They then got two huge bottles of alcohol each and poured them all over Jong and his wounds, making him scream in pain. The masked man then removes his mask revealing himself to be . . . FORMER WWE CHAMPION SKITTLES RABBIT! We end the show as Skittles Rabbit & Garfield celebrate over Jong.
Thanks for the support. Hope you enjoyed it.

xenypoo asked:


I think it would be over the health-care Schip problems.

I think Laura would be right to oppose Schip, and would kick the tar out of Hillary. I think shes got more steel in her than any of us knows.

By the way, they’re both Scorpios.
Laura Bush b-day…Nov. 4th
Hillary Clinton Oct. 26th

Mayday. asked:


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(Thats A Few I Can Name) Anyone Remember Anything Else From Their Childhood Years

nuggets asked:


I want to **** you.
I want to smash my wall.
I want him beside me.
I **** facebook.
I need perspective.
F off a trillion times.
Instant pleasure
Humans are plastic crap.
I wish I had a dog.
I **** ANYThing That reminds me of that ******* dinosaur BARNEY….AMERican Idol.
I wish he was here so he could take advantage of me.
Is he thinking of me.
SOmeone needs a shrink
I want to stay up but my eye lids don’t give a shitt.
If I don’t get enough sleep. I’ll have diarrhea in the morning. How exciting.
“Love not Hate” it is a stereotype.

Baracuda asked:


I used to have a dog like that when I was a kid. He was vicious. You never ever wanted to pet him while he was eating. Barney looks cute but he’s a fighter, I guess.
He’s the president’s dog.

***** asked:


I have recently watched some TV show (I think it was on CNN) about the imapact that first ladies have. I was surprised when thay said that despite the fact that so many people don’t like president Bush, Laura Bush is one of the most popular people in the US (in positive sense). Do you agree with this? (I personaly don’t feel she’s so popular.)

L.C. M asked:


Here is another passage that is uncomfortable and ominous in meaning:
There was no doubt in my mind that as a member of the black community, I am obligated to this community and will utilize all of my present and future resources to benefit the black community first and foremost.

What is Michelle Obama planning to do with her future resources if shes first lady that will elevate black over white in America?

proud_college_democrat asked:


Zacarias Moussaoui did not kill anyone, but yet he is in jail.

Laura Bush murdered her high school boyfriend and didn’t even spend 1 minute in jail.

How come they receive different treatment in Amerika ?